Is She Worth $20 Million?

NBC has lost it! Posh Spice has signed on for a $10M pound deal with NBC to trace her move from England football royalty to Hollywood C grade novelty. While perhaps that sum would make sense if Becks and her three boys were featured in the proposed show but they didn't make the cut! Reports indicate that Vic will be flying solo. Me thinks Katie Holmes will be Nicole to Vic's Paris? Ah, the simple life.

Maury: Tom, You Are Not the Father!

You ever watch the Maury Povich show where everyday they have the same segment, baby's daddy paternity tests? I think Suri needs one...this kid was born April 18? No birth certificate legitimizes this birthday and it seems suspicious that for months the baby was in hiding, I suspect to hide her true age. This kid will be shaving her legs when she's 4 years old if she keeps growing at this rate. The timeline doesn't add up....Chris Klein, you are the father!