Imus Needs A Beat Down

The radio station that produces Don Imus' talk show pledged to keep tabs on its content after he apologized for calling the players on Rutgers University women's basketball team "nappy headed hos."

Imus was speaking with producer Bernard McGurk when the NCAA title game between Rutgers and Tennessee came up.

"That's some rough girls from Rutgers," Imus said. "Man, they got tattoos ..."

"Some hardcore hos," said McGurk.

"That's some nappy headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that," Imus said.

Imus, a member of the National Broadcasters Hall of Fame and one of the nation's best-known radio voices, is renowned for his caustic style and politically incorrect verbal broadsides. His show is syndicated to millions of listeners at more than 70 stations around the country.

R2R Funnies

Why?

6 Feet Under+8 Ball=14 Hour High for Keith Richards

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

You've Really Got Me Now

Not a fan of photoshop humor but this one making rounds on the internet is too good. I'm so NOT over it!

Dora The Philosopher

While SNL no longer is as funny as it thinks it is, once in a while, they come up with something truly genius. If you've ever had to endure an episode of Dora and Boots, you'll never look at them the same way again. Instant classic!

A View To A Crunk

Rosie befriends Hasselbot. Payless changes its logo. Star Jones gets low. Enuff is enuff is enuff! YEAH!

The Matador

Looks like Ricky finally cut the bull!

Thankful To AI Award (Week 4)

Okay, so maybe not these zombies but the 60's British Invasion band The Zombies had better thank Blake Lewis from AI for bringing seasonback. His cover of "Time Of The Season" shot up the I-Tunes chart cracking the Top 50. The Zombies single was only the first retro track covered on the show to hit so high. Lewis may not seem the frontrunner because of wundervoices Lakisha and Melinda but when it comes to commerce, only Blake's song choices have chart impact. He also helped Keane, Jamiroquai and 311 score double digit gains on I-Tunes. Much love to the beatboxer.

...Not Yet A Woman

She's out and she's sober! Congrats Britney!

Now do us a favor and not talk about your life to anyone in the media...especially Matt Lauer. Don't say you're healed, cured, happy, anything really.

Just live, breathe and enjoy your children. That's all you need to do and don't the suits around you force you back too soon into the world that just broke you down.

P.S. K-Fed, I swear, no more babies!

Cupid's Chokehold

Ba da da da indeed! Between the Gym Class Heroes and Natasha Bedingfield proclaiming their need to/for seed, what the hell is going on in the world? As Ozzy Osborne would say, we're all pregger-mads!

Cry Me A River

A star is born.

Throughout the disaster that was Sanjaya on AI, a fan of his affection showered buckets in the front row. Who is she? Lord knows but seriously girl got more screen time than any contestant. A sure thing for the finals!

A-Grade Movie Star?

Shia LaBeouf is everywhere these days. I don't know how and why but Hollywood has decided he's the go-to guy. Be it Indiana Jones or Transformers - you can't miss him!

But for all of you that have seen "Bobby", a versatile actor he ain't. Maybe it takes time but Even Stevens should stick to his tween market and stop growing up before he needs to!

R2R officially diagnoses Shia with the Penelope Cruz Syndrome. It's a disease where the actor is talented but needs to stay true to their language...um talent.

He's already reportedly a jerk. Why add clout to that!

Sanderstorm

Hoping for a threepeat, Matthew Lawrence's current squeeze Cheryl Burke is ready to catapult Steve Sanders (aka Ian Ziering) to "Dancing With The Stars" superstardom. Now while the title is great, who isn't excited about Andrea, Brandon, little David and maybe even Donna Martin making a pitstop to support their 90210 buddy.

Here's hoping this lady has the magic power to keep Kelly's firstlove in race till the end opposite our favorite one leg Beatles-ex!

Britain's New Queen

The same French production company that brought us "The Queen" is ready to annoint Margaret Thatcher as their next British matriarch biopic candidate. The script will focus on the Iron Lady's time before, during and after the Falklands War. While no Dame has been approached, me think the original Carrie would be a great match for the role.

If Renee could do Bridget Jones why not Sissy do Thatch?

Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday!

Look out Vern Troyer! Charla has recaptured her crown as officially the most awesome little person. After literally being dragged up a mountain by her teammate cousin Mirna last week, the pint-size fighter scored a first place finish at a mandatory pitstop - much to the surprise of every other team and the entire audience alike.

Are the literal underdogs the team to beat now that Romber are history? Time will tell but with one win, "Amazing Race All Stars" has become must WATCH TV!

Indian Jon And The Temple Of Doom

Celeb-hog and fashion designer Anand Jon has been a very very very bad man. And now with 6 felonies, a $1.5 million bail, and Immigration Services pushing him into detainment, the Indian designer is learning firsthand that in America, rape is a crime and can and will be prosecuted! It's about time!

Deal Or No Deal

$206 million dollars was reportedly confiscated in Mexico from a drug cartel. In case you are wondering, that's just about 1 hour profit for Haliburton in 2006.

Why Hollywood Sucks...Part One

Because there is no need to revive a franchise that featured Vanilla Ice as its main attraction.

Quote Of The Day

"I'm older than dirt, more scars than Frankenstein, but I learned a few things along the way" - John McCain, 70

Phil Me In

Court TV is ready to become MUST SPECTOR TV! And who better than newly resurrected Star Jones to shed fat...I mean light on us about the evil that exists without reasonable doubt!