Sanderstorm

Hoping for a threepeat, Matthew Lawrence's current squeeze Cheryl Burke is ready to catapult Steve Sanders (aka Ian Ziering) to "Dancing With The Stars" superstardom. Now while the title is great, who isn't excited about Andrea, Brandon, little David and maybe even Donna Martin making a pitstop to support their 90210 buddy.

Here's hoping this lady has the magic power to keep Kelly's firstlove in race till the end opposite our favorite one leg Beatles-ex!

I Don't Feel Like Dancin'

"I have no fear; I'm happy to be thrown around. It's very unlikely my leg's going to fly off, even though it'd be funny to knock one of the judges out. In my mad, crazy life, it's actually going to be great fun."

That was just two days ago but if reports are to be believed, Heather Mills is likely to be the next "Big Pussy" and bail on "Dancing With The Stars". That can't hold well for ABC who'll lose another dancer before they even start the season.

Maybe this is the break Tara Reid needed as she has been DYING to get on the show since the first season and is the only D-grade celeb available on such short notice.

I Saw Her Dancing There

(insert obvious joke here)! The former Mrs. McCartney is getting ready for "Dancing With The Stars" along with the likes of Ian Zerring, Leeza Gibbons and Joey Fatone. She's got more money than ABC - does she really need to compete?