Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Don't Want No Short Short Man



Donnatella Versace is reportedly so turned off by short men that she refuses to allow any work within her sight. Versace's closest confidantes exclaim that short men frighten her. She feels unsafe and that they are responsible for all the evil in the world. So what's her cut off height requirement? Anything under 5'5 apparently just won't do. Me thinks Donnatella needs to get on the Surreal Life Games. I'd pay to see her with Webster and Mini-Me!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read/heard/whatever. Proves that the fashion industry is OUT OF THEIR MINDS

Anonymous said...

Waste Of Skin - PERIOD.