R.I.P. Anna Nicole...Finally!

May you rest happily with your beloved Son Daniel in peace.

Now, while we're at it, someone please revoke the American citizenship of Mark Steines, Pat O'Brien and the entire "Insider" and "ET" teams so they can remain permanently deported!

No Woman No Cry

While everyone is giving Judge Seindlin crap for being overdramatic and playing it up for the cameras, I find that hard to believe. The guy may have his quirks but he actually managed to handle the circus and the despicableness that is the lawyers. Ultimately, thank God he made the right decision and now let Anna rest in peace next to her late son.

Quote Of The Day

"ET flew me from the Bahamas to Florida." - Howard K. Stern in court today

Someone explain to me how and why a TV show can get away with this? Viacom is making all the decisions here.

ET Xclusive! Steines claims to be Danielyn's daddy!

In additional news, Steines also had an affair with Zsa Zsa's husband!

The Tracks Of My Tears

Does ET have her on retainer?