R.I.P. Anna Nicole...Finally!

May you rest happily with your beloved Son Daniel in peace.

Now, while we're at it, someone please revoke the American citizenship of Mark Steines, Pat O'Brien and the entire "Insider" and "ET" teams so they can remain permanently deported!

ET Xclusive! Steines claims to be Danielyn's daddy!

In additional news, Steines also had an affair with Zsa Zsa's husband!

The Tracks Of My Tears

Does ET have her on retainer?