My Two Dads

Reports are circulating that Larry and Howard may raise Danielynn together in the Bahamas. ET has agreed to take care of all financial concerns so long as they have the lifetime exclusive rights to all stories related to the girl. As much as I wish for this to be just a joke - this has actually been proposed. I guess who wouldn't want Pat O'Brien as an uncle, right?

R.I.P. Anna Nicole...Finally!

May you rest happily with your beloved Son Daniel in peace.

Now, while we're at it, someone please revoke the American citizenship of Mark Steines, Pat O'Brien and the entire "Insider" and "ET" teams so they can remain permanently deported!

It's A Mad Mad Mad's World

So while Anna Nicole remains in limbo, it looks like James Brown may finally be ready for the grave. I don't know how but Mr. Brown has managed to remain unburried since his death on Christmas Day. A judge finally agreed to retrieve DNA samples from the late great singer as SEVERAL paternity tests are in the court system.

Here's my thought: all the baby mama's out there claiming their child is the son of the godfather of soul start a band. Who wouldn't kill to see the James Brown Jr. Band? I can see it now with their first video featuring pin-up babe...Danielynn Smith.

Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)

Does she really mourn the loss of her daughter? After the judge make his case and everyone seemed to accept the decision, why is Vergie destroying the minute dignity that is left in this matter? Shouldn't she be happy that her daughter will rest in peace next to her grandson - the one person that mattered the most to Anna Nicole (a place she incidentally picked out herself). How a mother can willingly extend the burying of their own child? R2R gives Vergie the wagging finger of shame.

No Woman No Cry

While everyone is giving Judge Seindlin crap for being overdramatic and playing it up for the cameras, I find that hard to believe. The guy may have his quirks but he actually managed to handle the circus and the despicableness that is the lawyers. Ultimately, thank God he made the right decision and now let Anna rest in peace next to her late son.

Not Ready To Make Nice

Why can't they raise Danielynn together?

Quote Of The Day

"ET flew me from the Bahamas to Florida." - Howard K. Stern in court today

Someone explain to me how and why a TV show can get away with this? Viacom is making all the decisions here.

Shaved La Vie

Ahh...Ms. Spears. After her short stint in rehab (the exact amount of time her marriage to Jason Alexander lasted), now she's potted with her Natalie Portman-style shaved head and tattoos! Is our girl prepping for GI Jane 2? Or has she officially become the next Anna Nicole Smith? ET Xclusives coming soon!

ET Xclusive! Steines claims to be Danielyn's daddy!

In additional news, Steines also had an affair with Zsa Zsa's husband!

Judge Ito Would Be Ashamed Of This Guy...

Stanley Tucci just signed on to play him in the Anna Nicole Smith movie!!!

The Tracks Of My Tears

Does ET have her on retainer?